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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    When I'm walking around town I imagine Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music is playing.
     
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    Hash. pure daycent

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    Do you end sentences with "and thats the bottom line"?
     
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    You're a pykie so there's no way you have shower in the morning or even in the summer, autumn etc etc etc.

    Max points fur yer imagination though <ok>
     
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    When i walk through Westminster in the mornings I wish i was Michael Douglas in falling Down.
     
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    Great film.
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

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    And give the listener the middle finger.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I walk about with This is the one going round my head...

    That or the scarface soundtrack.
     
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