Steeplechase Wid Ye?

She's got a Scottish maw and a Northern Irish da.

Stamina isn't a question.

She's way too skinny but the legs go on forever and I think she's 5'11" or something.

I think she's still a teenager or 20 or something.

Eilish McColgan - Wid ye?

Ah wid.

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She's so skinny it's hard to imagine she'd even be able to take a decent boaby. I'll consider pumping her rotten a scientific endeavour for said reasons.

 

Naw. What you've posted there is her at her very, very best. She's a soor faced looking cow.

 

Naw I didnae.

She looked better with dark hair and I pointedly avoided that.

 

She looks all right to me,birds tend to be lean when they do long distance running so more than likely put on a few pounds when she gives it up,ah wid.

 

I reckon it'd be a right struggle to get it in and up the arse is probably out of the question.

She probably does overtly oblong jobbies due to her skinny wee balloon knot.

 

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Hope she doesn't Google herself any time soon. Chat about her anal balloon knot and getting called a soor-faced cow.

It's that Cat the Weathergirl all over again.

 

Did her mum not batter her dad or something a couple of years ago?

 

Im guessing she didnt batter him most days of his life. Not just a one off reprieve from batterings a couple of years ago.

 

Ah wid.

 

Shouldn't she be thrilled that a couple of anonymous pricks want to shatter her tiny pubic bone?

 

Listen Eilish, if you're looking in.

The whole of Scotland is (quite literally) behind you.

I would love nothing more than to see you take the gold tonight (except, maybe, a wee flash of your labia just to see how puffy they look against your overtly slender frame)



Mon the Scots.

 

Either that or fearful for her holes.

 

She looks like her Maw so it's a Naw from me.

 

See, her maw's howling but you can't deny that she'd be an absolute possessed harpie when packing a piece in her hole.

Imagine that schemie Dundee accent yelling fur ye to bury the last inch.

 

That's what he said and she vehemently denied it. She walked free from court but I don't believe her for a minute

 

Is there something you want to share with us?

 

You've definitely thought about slipping auld Liz a length more than once in the past.

 

I just googled the STV report of how she got off but I was distracted by this

There were other lines worth guffawing at. I didn't know she was "a mother of five" for example.

Mercy me, you can take the lassie out of Dundee, eh?

 

What? That i think the husband battering old harpie was cleared of spousal absue despite, in my opinion, being guilty as sin? Yep - happy to share that I believe that Liz the man mauler McColgan beat up her husband.