Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

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CCC said:
Most of the dogs I've met are nosey twats. Noses in peoples' groins without so much as a how-do-you-do!
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I used to have a dog that was a Black Lab/ Afghan cross. Short black hair but Afghan build, complete with long nose.
When I took her for a walk in a busy area, she had the habit of rummaging in people's cracks with aforementioned extremity. Several times I've had women swing round ready to land me one before they realised it was the dog.
Eventually she was given ten years for sexual assault. Richard Dawkins is still trying to get her freed.
 
saintanton said:
I used to have a dog that was a Black Lab/ Afghan cross. Short black hair but Afghan build, complete with long nose.
When I took her for a walk in a busy area, she had the habit of rummaging in people's cracks with aforementioned extremity. Several times I've had women swing round ready to land me one before they realised it was the dog.
Eventually she was given ten years for sexual assault. Richard Dawkins is still trying to get her freed.
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<laugh> Free the Afghan one.
 
saintanton said:
I used to have a dog that was a Black Lab/ Afghan cross. Short black hair but Afghan build, complete with long nose.
When I took her for a walk in a busy area, she had the habit of rummaging in people's cracks with aforementioned extremity. Several times I've had women swing round ready to land me one before they realised it was the dog.
Eventually she was given ten years for sexual assault. Richard Dawkins is still trying to get her freed.
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<laugh>

You could have got away with murder with that mutt <laugh>
 
saintanton:6825069 said:
CCC said:
Most of the dogs I've met are nosey t**ts. Noses in peoples' groins without so much as a how-do-you-do!
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I used to have a dog that was a Black Lab/ Afghan cross. Short black hair but Afghan build, complete with long nose.
When I took her for a walk in a busy area, she had the habit of rummaging in people's cracks with aforementioned extremity. Several times I've had women swing round ready to land me one before they realised it was the dog.
Eventually she was given ten years for sexual assault. Richard Dawkins is still trying to get her freed.
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Thats a good one, I'll remember that.

#blamethedog
 
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