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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Jul 29, 2014.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I meant she's a complaining faced **** about how I can do **** all right and she has to do whatever I did again.

    So I let her...

    ...and she complains about having to do everything herself.

    Wimmin, eh?

    Lucky for her she's got great tits and is dynamite in the kitchen.
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    My Da simply does nothing in the house, and I mean nothing. Cup of coffee, spoon just lies there, finishes dinner wouldn't dream of scraping his plate and putting it in the dishwasher. Leaves it sitting where he finished it. Spills something calls my Ma.

    Absolutely **** all he does.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Maybe it's an Irish thing. I remember Micky Flanigan saying that if his dad shut a cupboard door, he thought he was helping out.

    The worst I know is this Muslim lad I used to work with. When he finishes a bag of crisps, he just drops it on the floor and lets little wifey move it <laugh>
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    It's different now though Jip, we have to move our arse so she can get the remote :(

    What's the process to become a Muslim?
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Marry a 12 year old, wipe your arse with your bare fingers and stone a Jew.
     
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  6. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    And rightly so ... I too am of the im working all day **** off if ya think im doin more when I get home school.
     
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  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Jip did ur mrs change her number ive been getting a weird tone lately when I ring. :bandit:
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    So I'm already a Muslim <confused>
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    My Ma probably brings in more coin than him though <laugh>
     
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  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    F7ck it hes still right
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Leave Dan alone, he's ok... for a Hornet.
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    ... says the WASP
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Oh Bee quite you.
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Oh be quiet, you.


    <stmodeenabled>
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Quiet.
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    you bastard hash!
     
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  17. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Incorrect monaco , I know my father I just dont like him since that incident in 1983 involving me an egg a ford cortina and him
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not surprised. On another note, I went to the doctor with the missus yesterday and we are having a son, thank **** <ok>
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You and the doctor are having a son? Good work Monica.
     
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