Dan Day All Day

too ugly to even pull a bloke

 

...err, yes, talking to her

 

Dans such a **** he was kicked out of cork ... a place full of ****s ****yballs dan


Am I doin it rite guise

 

Wear a mask when yer pulling him? Tissue to catch the issue?

Just trying to help.

 

See I have trouble with motivation. I don't think I'd be able to give shirricking Dan 100% as he disne really annoy me at all. I think I'll need to throw this wan a deefy.

Geesa shout when it's Tobys turn .

 

Printing out boarding passes in my Ma's house the day, she ended up throwing me out the house.

She's ****ing brutal when she gets under the slightest pressure.

Your Ma Irish?

 

See ye on Toby Tuesday

 

Nah but her parents were. Spot on about pressure though - and as soon as you ask what's wrong or suggest they try something else you might as well have pissed on the carpet

 

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Aye, 'what would you know'.

'I know how to print out a ****ing boarding pass'

'Out'

Took a half day to help her too. Went for a pint.

 

Aren't we getting off topic here?

 

"you look whacked mum - sit down. I'll do the dishes"
"No you won't - you'll make a mess of them"
"what do you want me to do then?"
"sit on your arse like you always do when you come round here"
"Yeah but when i offered to..."
"don't you get smart with me young man - you're not too old for a slap around the head you know"
"I'm off to the pub"
"what have i said now/"

 

Aye Dan, yer a ****er from the top drawer.

 

They're ****ing nuts

At least it might die out in a generation or two with you

 

...that sounds disturbingly like my conversations with fuddy

 

Dan in that sequence , who went to the pub ? You or your mam ?

 

Fair question.

 

Gambys 70 odd year old fuddy if she calls you young man she must be ancient

 

neither. She doesn't drink and i wouldn't go down there with a broken nose.

 

Dan day all day



Dan tells **** fake stories