Even the guy in Fenton Oatcake shop doesn't like him. Seen him in there a few times. Do you think I should tell him he's crap, like drop a hint!
No Sir...a more subtle approach would be to get the guy in the Oatcake shop, to slip Shotton's oatcake a mickey finn. Not to kill him of course, just to ensure that he cannot play football....................................oh hang on a mo