Consequences of sharing a Helicopter with ER

A North Sea oil worker plunged 2,000ft to his death after opening the emergency exit of a helicopter and jumping out. The 37-year-old was being airlifted from the Troll Platform by a Super Puma search and rescue aircraft when the tragedy happened.

https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/f...64/oil-worker-dies-jumping-helicopter-2000ft/

 

Fair play to the bloke but most people subject to ER's company in a chopper would stick their head straight in the rotor blades to get it over even quicker.

 

Beat me to it! I would happily jump 2,000ft to my death than share a helicopter with ER. There's probably a million to one chance of surviving which is good enough.

 

ER was probably telling him all about Nexus Magazine.

 

Na **** that the old **** would still be shouting down to you as you fell, his ramblings the last thing you ever hear.

 

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It's no like a National Express coach ya ****s. There's no any auld wimmen wi paisley flasks eating cold boiled eggs or kids doing colouring-in books.

You can't barely hear yourself think never mind having to worry about some auld English ***** chewing yer ear off.

 

Aye, but think o' the reek comin' aff the old bastard.

 

Offshore is full of manky, smelly bastards. But usually they're Scouse or Geordies.

 

I'm glad my offshore days are over.

Fed up with 25 stone smelly Weegies and Geordies taking up all the space.

I'm glad I have been grounded for the last 18 months.

 

<WEIGHT CAPACITY EXCEEDED>

 

!2 stone 12.

6' 2".

Svelte, lithe and like a coiled black panther ready to spring into action.

 

****in aids victim

 

12 stone 12 and 5' 4" , like a coiled slug.

 

Lip up fatty!!

 

stop having a pop at skinny people

 

I saw your Gary ****ter impression at the exclusive curry night you fat midget baldy bastard.

I just ooze charisma. Suave and debonair.

 

Some of us take pride in our appearance Dan.

Sloth like twats like Dev and Pud are just jealous.

 

Was that the bit where he raped a fresh-faced ML?

 

I had a Goatee at the time, about a million years ago.