Ha ha LTL, come on fella, we know you've already dipped your toes in there to see how warm the water is
Have we done this yet, we're even getting trolled in the parody papers!!! http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/southampton-to-play-homeopathic-football-2014072989017
It was quite funny until it mentioned Le Tiss jogging round the pitch once before going for a pint.... We all know it would have been a burger. Inaccuracies can discredit an article.
Having Jonas would make me feel better about Pelle. Neither is going to be a goal machine but they could work very well together.