Van Gaal demands players adopt his hairstyle

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...nds-players-adopt-his-hairstyle-2014072488879

LOUIS Van Gaal has ordered Manchester United’s players to have their hair cut exactly like his.

Van Gaal said: “I said I wanted this club to be run in my style and that includes coiffure. It was a good haircut in 1982 and it is a good haircut now.

“No one has dared tell me otherwise.”

Moreoever, in what he promises will be a “great leap forward” from seventh to first place, he has renamed the club the Democratic United People’s Club Of Manchester.

And despite previous misgivings from Sir Alex Ferguson, the team will now play in grey shirts, with high collars.

Van Gaal also plans a ground invasion of bitter rivals Manchester City before Christmas unless they evacuate the disputed territory of Etihad.

Several United players are rumoured to have defected while on tour in America, seeking asylum.

However, Van Gaal has rebuffed accusations that he is a fearsome, dictatorial manager:“I do not even ask my players to call me ‘Mr Van Gaal’. I encourage familiarity.

“They may call me ‘Dear’. So long as they follow it with ‘leader’.”

 

Anyone good with Photo shop?
Would love to see pics of the United squad ALL with VG hair do's

 

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If your making an attempt at comedy, all I can suggest is don't give up your day

 

It took me weeks to write that. Or did it?

 

A very miserable attempt at comedy by a ****ing RS All he is proving is that the RS are worried.

 

Luv you should write some more of this kind of stuff


Or maybe just copy and paste from the dailymash?

 

He said good with photoshop...

 

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Don't be too harsh on Gonzo, whenever I have insomnia, I look up some of his epic attempts as a WUM, and in less than a minute I am fast asleep.

 

I thought it was quite funny.

 

It would be a terrible thing for me to copy and paste and not spend so much thought and time into my work!

How do you remove a link from a post?

Yeah worth a chuckle.

 

Fortunately you don't do it too often...

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#plagiarisingbatard

 

See you have caught him out Swarbs.

He lives in Cardiff and supports Liverpool. With those two "qualifications" I am surprised he has the know how to copy and paste.

 

How the **** long did that take?

 

Thats some dedication right there.....

 

Hair style ?? Muppet

 

'bout two minutes.

Search *dailymash* and luvgonzo and the site pops them all up. Then just paste the links.

Easy for young computer literate professionals....so you probably have no idea what I just typed

 

Indeed I shoud add a hyperlink to my posts so that people don't think its my work.

 

Backtracking again fella? You thought I had written it 2 mins ago.