Thanks for that Hornette, I'm going to use it at every opportunity from now on! I often bump into people who I haven't seen for a while, they ask how I've been, I take a deep breath and weigh up whether they really need to know . I'll have to re-word it slightly, but it'll defuse the situation nicely I reckon. I've only just started reading this thread- it's going to keep me well supplied at band rehearsals. Q What's the difference between a nun and a flat tyre?
Nope... oh alright then... Q: What's the difference between a nun and a flat tyre? A: Dunno, never had a nun go down on me.
Glad to be of service, and...those awkward conversations are tricky, good on you for trying to make the other person feel more comfy..that's not easy Hmm, in answer to your question, i have no idea lol
3 Nuns playing darts. First dart 20. second dart 60. Third dart - right between the eyes of the scorer. "one Nun dead and Eighty!!"
Train pulls into a station. Driver winds down the window and speaks to a dishevilled individual with an anorak and a notebook. "Hey" says the driver, "Is that a Milletts 1980 two -tone?"
That's reminded me of one joke.... What's the difference betwen a tyre and 365 used condoms....? One's a goodyear, the other's a very good year!!
COPPER WIRE After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians". One week later, the British authorities reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*** all. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless." Just makes you bloody proud to be English , don't it!
Just recently, I’ve begun to suspect that a mate of mine is addicted to brake fluid but when I quizzed him on it the other day he assured me that he could stop at any time.
