Rodriguez Crawling Over Slower Than A Drunk Snail Towing A Caravan

Smug the word pounce was the point, hardly pouncing are we, far from imminent is last report, have all the faith you want but we are threadbare and any potential new players will be getting the "haven't had a proper pre season" blurb.

Sorry, I for one am concerned

 

Fair enough

My point is that we shouldn't be diving in and doing a West Brom, Poyet needs to be sure the signings 'fit' properly.

We couldn't start negotiations until the end of the season whereas the likes of Newcastle could offer PL football early on.

It was bound to be a slow start.

 

Aye! And it wasn't as though we could have dipped our toe in the water by asking any target 'If we stay up will you be interested in joining us?!' That very idea would have seemed ludicrous to them and they would have probably laughed in our face!!!

 

tbh we should all just wait till the end of the transfer window and see what happens, yes we all want up to date news reguarding our club but tbh we are not going to hear anything, the clubs being smart in not revealing any info so other clubs dont get interested, only the clubs were buiying off or the player is making noise not our club

 

Another thing to bear in mind is that we don't have to have every member of the eventual squad in Portugal.

If we start with Jones then Jenkinson turned up next month, to compete for a place, it's not exactly a crisis.

I'm quite sure we'll have been in touch with the likes of Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Man Utd.

They'll all be selling players but not until they've found replacements ..... just the way it is for clubs like Sunderland, we have to wait sometimes.

 

This deal is about as imminent as me shagging Kylie monogue is..........

 

...I̶ you should be so lucky

 

The SAFC webpage is currently all ****ed up, in preparation for adding in news and photos of Rodders signing ?

 

So it's not about to happen then, plus, have you only one hand? she only has one tit.

 

Didn't she have them both off?

 

Pass mate?

As a young'un, i always wanted to buck her.

 

Retweeted by @SAFCsource
Martin Charquero @MartinCharquero
Hoy se puede confirmar la llegada de Cebolla Rodriguez al Sunderland. A punto de ser The Onion.

@SAFCsource
Last RT: Cristian Rodriguez's move to Sunderland may be confirmed today. ‪#‎SAFC‬

The original tweet is from The Uruguayan sports journalist who tweeted that works for the same company owned by the agent who was in England negotiating for The Onion.

 

So where are you meeting her tonight?

 

Just means she'll have some decent new ones anyway.

She's nudging 40 they'd have been past their best I dare say.

 

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which tbh is what i think is happening with borini, and his agent is trying to drum up buisness in the process trying to increase his money

 

Nose puts me off, hate pointy features, I think she quite average.

 

what about her sister?

wouldn't buck kylie cos she has a pointy nose. just when you thought you heard it all.

 

I'm frantically trying to get in touch with her now, tweeting asking if we sign Rodriquez can I smash her back doors in.