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What was your first memory?

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  1. hbk4894

    hbk4894 Active Member

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    for me getting sent out of an assembly when i was about 5/6.
     
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  2. Mick

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    When I was about 3 I remeber having the choice of going to church with my nan, or staying home and watching Star Wars. I chose church because God sounded like an interesting concept - I remember my da laughing his baws off when I got home "haha you'll not do that again!".

    ****in' sadists.
     
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  3. Bullet tooth Tony

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    Pissing myself first day at school.
     
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    Bulcher saving the day for the English just as I was about to crush them

    Merd
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Last week, intended to go to asda but found myself in tesco.

    #alzheimers
     
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    Jimmy Saville asking if i wanted to play with his pink cigar.
     
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    Can't remember.
     
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    Running around Crawley aged 3 with a tablecloth on pretending I was Batmam (yes I mean Batmam Fingers).
     
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    Going to the zoo. Though I can't remember actually being there, just the morning beforehand. I had Weetabix.
     
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    Are you seriously attempting to portray yourself as an intellectually elite 3 year old there, or is this post some kind of parody that's gone over my head ?
     
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  11. Ciaran

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    Nan?

    It's yer ****ing Granny.
     
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  12. Ciaran

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    No, he's using words that he uses now to convey how he feels he felt when he was 3.
     
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  13. Mick

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    No I was using my current vocabulary (as in the words 'concept' and 'baws') to articulate my memories of being a three year old.

    Too many years surrounded by Nigels. It wears you down.
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    FFS man.
     
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    We've got ourselves a right live one here.

    You need to come on GC more often Rab.
     
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    Gettin split open when I was about 3.
     
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  17. Ciaran

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    I was for my ****ing chariot too <laugh>
     
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  18. Mick

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    Catholic Priest? That's why I wish I had've watched Star Wars.
     
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    Soz.
     
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    On the plus side I am now genuinely more British than Medro - and I don't even want to be.
     
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