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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Jun 27, 2011.

  1. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    No, I'd described the way Prisons SHOULD BE. <ok>
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but if that's what they're like in other countries and they are still overcrowded doesn't that prove they don't work?
     
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  3. RAVENBLACK

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    I'll see if the screws in here will let me out fior the day BH.

    They are very amenable and willing to do anything for you. I have a 20" flat screen telly and unlimited internet and phone usage and I get clean sheets every day. I have become incredibly fit and it is likely with my fantastically good behaviour I'll be out in a couple of years. Only 5 years of a 13 year sentence. Terrific.

    I have a masters degree in Pyschology and the library is extensive.

    Some moan about the conditions inside but I think it's great of all of you on the outside to look after me so well.

    The food is great and we had Nigella Lawson in last week giving our chefs some tips. The food is even better now. They even allowed me to go up and kiuss her. Really made my day that did. She's a wonderful kisser and I even managed a quick feel of her boobies. She smiled and patted my willy.

    It's not all bad in here I suppose.

    One of the screws is finishing at 3pm so he will give me a lift and in fact he will join us. He tries to fit in with us all and we have so much time for him.

    Set 'em up BH <ok>
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ER if prison is that nice you should get in there asap, would be loads better than your crappy life <ok>
     
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  5. Zico

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    I think if you're put somewhere that you really hate and fear, you'll not want to return to that place.
    Obviously our prisons are not the deterrent to crime that they should be.

    Prisoners with human rights <doh>

    The handwringers of this country are to blame for the state it's in.

    Bring back the Nazis <applause>
     
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  6. BH1972RFC

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    Spot on, Zico <ok>
     
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  7. EDGE

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    Our justice system is not set up to punish, more to rehabilitate the offenders.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Christ, it must be hell being you sonny <ok>
     
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  9. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Well said, apart from the Nazis bit. All I hear in the news about prisons is defending prisoners rights and I hear nothing to very little about victims rights.

    Here in Northern Ireland there has been a lot in the news about prisoners committing suicide and the quality of care they should be receiving yet there are countless people (some who are victims of crime) who take their own lives in their own home. What about the care they should be receiving. Prisoners are coddled and victims are forgotten. What's wrong with this picture?
     
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  10. Zico

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    Exactly <ok>
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    They talk about prisons being overcrowded and too expensive to build more. Why not use prison ships like they did in the past? They must be cheaper to acquire/maintain, and who would complain if HMS Nonce hit an iceberg and went down like a stone?
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Homophobe.
     
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  13. Sam Axe

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    Do they have a particularily nasty colony to send them to?
     
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  14. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    this <ok>
     
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  15. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    1. bring back national service.

    2. make prison conditions less like living in a ****ing bed and breakfast. a persons rights go out the window when they commit a crime against someone else and steal their rights. how the hell is a cell filled with cable tv, computer games and more food than you can eat punishment? rip the ****ing lot out, make it a 6 by 4 dungeon. we've all heard stories about people committing crimes with the intention of getting caught just so they can get thrown back in because their standard of living is higher.

    failing that, just kill the ****ing lot of em and be done with it. 40 grand a year by eck. wasted ****s
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That's not homophobic, it's *****phile-a-phobic. Nonces are *****s, not gays (although many of them are gay *****s I suppose). At least that's what it means down here.
     
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