Charlie Sheen - Legend

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3344208/Charlie-Sheens-porn-queens.html

3 porn stars? he's the king

 

"charlie sheen".......is that the light layer of perspiration you get from cocaine inhalation ?

 

Howard Marks is a legend... Mr Nice is a cracking read! He used to give "lectures" a few years back!

 

I saw him giving a talk at uni about 10 years ago, he was boring as ****.

 

I saw him in The Lemon Tree in Aberdeen. We threw joints at him, but you're right it was a waste of ****ing money. He isn't as interesting as all the mythos that surrounds him. Which is generally the case with folk like him

I'm glad I never went to see Ray Mears now, everyone said he was a boring, sanctimonious **** with **** all to say. Plus he was charging £22. Robbing khaki shorts wearing bastard.

 

There was also a **** computer game about him, when you have to smuggle drugs into different countries and use different passports etc.

 

even av heard of him mick. only cos a like reading about smugglers and the likes. its the same guy eh?

 

You a teuchtar Nev?

 

if the 'eh' never had a question mark it after then u would have a point eh

 

Aye, the only resident teuchters are me and LoneRanger eh. Staggie is some sort of honorary teuchter like.

 

Dougie is a ****in teuchtor. he's fae falkirk like eh

 

Bree Olson's quality.

 

My mate's the manager of the Arches and I met Howard Marks in there about 10 years ago.
He's mate's with one guy I grew up with's dad too. I told him he was talking pish but I met him again.
He's nothing special and as you say boring as **** but he's done some crazy **** so kudos to him.

He also remembered meeting me in the Arches which now typing that has no bearing on this story. It's just that I'm that sad and insignificant that I need these things. **** I can rabble on. I really need to get a life or cease my sad existence of a life!?!?!
Right that's it, I'm flipping a coin to see what I will do....


BASTARD!!!!

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How did you get a picture of my fan/chokey **** chair set-up?

 

Emmm.... type in venomnPD fan/chokey **** chair set-up into google

 

I was going to patent it first. Then market it as a way to have a chokey and stay cool at the same time.

You get a chair, a rope, a fan, a hook and a bag of lemons in the VenomPD autoerotic asphyxiation kit. All for the low price of some dirty snaps in the post.

 

You've got to have an element of risk involved Mick or it takes all the fun out of cutting off the supply of oxygen to your brain whilst tugging away like a ******ed chimp.

 

You're on form today guys