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What was your first job?

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  1. hbk4894

    hbk4894 Active Member

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    mine was working at a garden centre as a christmas temp a few years ago.
     
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    hbk4894, Jul 26, 2014
  2. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Paper round 7yrs old.
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    working on archaeological digs, heres a picture of me in action


    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Is that you in the bag?
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Do you want to see my artefacts ?
     
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  6. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I had to collect up every financial year all the phlegm what Winston Churchill had gobbed out into his bucket by the bed.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I had a paper round. We used to fight with the paper boys natural enemy the milk boys.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Working down the mines aged 4.
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Selling expensive clothes to rich football ****s.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Luxury.

    We used to dream of working dow'nt mines.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Did you ever catch him drinking it Derek?
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ER was a pit pony (donkey)
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Pulling lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's arse.
     
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  14. RobSpur

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    We had to dig the mines. With a shovel.
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You had a shovel !!!!!

    You lucky lucky bastard.
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    When I was a kid, my dream job was archaelogist. I thought their job involved whipping Nazis, shooting Arabs, riding mine carts, driving tanks and running from giant boulders. Not scrabbling around in damp fields for bits of broken pottery <doh>
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    you are a lot older than that you fat baldy twat.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    We never even had hands, we used to break up coal with our bleeding stumps.
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ER's first job was ironing Queen Victoria's knickers.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And we know what he would have used as starch.

    Cue replies of "Tattie Peeler" and "Salmond's Tea Boy"
     
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