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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Jun 27, 2011.

  1. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    Hold on.

    Remember when you were young, you were scared of being caught be the police or going to jail? If you smashed a window or got caught doing something naughty - you'd get a slap of the Oldman.

    Nowadays, if someone mugs you in the street and you batter **** out them - you're the one likely to be jailed. Criminals, murder - 15 years, out in 10.
    Serious assault - 5 years, out in 3. Rape 6 years, out in 4.
    Assault - 2 years, out in 6 months.

    It's ****in' pathetic.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You tell 'em Daily Mail!
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    assault 2 years? you wouldnt even get 2 years for serious assault ya maddy
     
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  5. EDGE

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    I stole a Wispa from the local Asains shop when I was 5 years old. Got outside, shat it, dropped it and then ran way. <laugh>
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    As long as there are do-gooder tossers like Toby and STD around things will get worse and worse with no real rights for the genuine people of this country, no matter race, creed, religion, colour.

    This country is an embarassment to it's people. Honesty is not rewarded in this country.
     
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  7. Sam Axe

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    Add to that, that prisoners are better looked after than the rest of us. Sky TV, can get qualifications for free and a whole lot more all paid for by the hard working tax payer.
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Uh-oh, ER's off on one again.

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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    If your life is worse than a prisoner I think it says more about you than it does the state of prisons.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    So you're all for dishonesty and crime.

    Ok we knew that anyway.

    Personally cannot stand the Daily Mail nor the rest of the tabloids but if they are promoting honesty and justice I shall have to agree with them on that. Doesn't matter that I dislike the paper there is always common ground on most things unless you are a Fascist or Maggie Thatcher with blinkered views.
     
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  11. Zico

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    My point exactly. <ok>
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    My mate got 180 hours CS for shooting a guy in the face <laugh>

    it was an air rifle but still, pretty leniant
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  14. Sam Axe

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    He has a point though. It doesn't pay to be an honest hard working citizen when you consider that there are people who have never worked a day in their lives and others who have been in and out of prison who get more in benefits than someone who has always worked earns in gainful employment.
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You don't half talk some ****e grandpa.
     
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  16. Zico

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    Oh aye, if you're a junkie smackheed and get caught, they'll put you on the free methadone programme, paid for by us ****in' taxpayers. <steam><grr><steam>

    Why can't we start batterin' **** out of these junkies on dark nights? That maybe a realistic way of keeping them off the Smack.
     
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  17. Erik

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    I'm something of a Kleptomaniac, so I make sure I keep up to date with the law so I can work out how many blade-taped-to-cock rapings I'll have whilst incarcerated. <ok>
     
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  18. BH1972RFC

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    40k a year is the cost of keeping a lag locked up. ****ing scandalous.

    We should commandeer Wales, erect a mahoosive electric fence around it and let them fend for themselves <ok>
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    What would they do in Edinburgh for entertainment?
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

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    I don't disagree. I used to work in a Jobcentre and saw all the work shy ****s and all their sick notes, fake limps and walking sticks. However, I've worked most of my life but with a couple of periods of unemployment and I know which I preferred (that's working before ER cracks one of his 'hilarious' jokes).


    I've never been to prison but given the choice of being able to leave my home whenever I feel like, eat and drink what I want and go for a ****e whenever it's convenient to me seems more of an attraction than sharing a cell with some 20 stone gay skinhead from Aberdeen!
     
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