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I love the humour in all the songs, but when it involves sex offenders or children then it stop being funny. Do we really need to stoop that low? I will probably get slagged off for it, but to me its a no go area
The best Heskey comment I heard was from a Liverpool supporter. He described Emile as the only player to suffer the injury of a cauliflower arse
Really? I can't even work out what tune that's supposed to go to. Anyway, amongst my favourites are singing at Giggs "your're just a **** Gareth Bale" back when he was a left back with decent potential, not so much because we were justified looking back on it now but because of the sheer anger it caused in United fans. The chant equivalent of HIAG I also love the line of the Eriksen chant "he makes Ozil look ****e", they say you could hear the Arsenal fans stamping their feet and whining from as far as Woolwich! I always like the addition of "sometimes!" after singing "we've got Ledley at the back" too. Another stand out for me though was the QPR fans singing "Thurdays Nights, Channel 5" to us. Not only was it out of date but it they were taunting us for reaching a level of football they could only dream of. You always need to be able to take opposition chants with a pinch of salt(except when it's from the Chelsea or West Ham racists) but this was a special level of lack of awareness. They might as well have sung "Premier League you're having a laugh" to other Championship teams last season.
And we sung in return "Oh teddy teddy, you went to man Utd and your still a ****" Surprised nobody has used the judas songs Sol sol where ever you maybe............ Or hay sol Campbell, JUDAS, I wanna know why your such a **** And one of my favourites had to be Nayim from the half way line
The song is right at the beginning of the clip Yid, but you probably wont want to watch the rest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3euxWsj5yg
My favourite was one about Emmanuel Petit I dont recall all the words, just the punchline of his name describes his dick
Good one from last season away to Stoke "Tottenham make some noise, We don't want David moyes, He's a boring ****, He's a boring ****" Or every season against the spammers "The wheels on your house go round and round" When vierra was leaving the arsenal Vierra,Vierra He wants to leave the scum Cos Campbell wants bum
I'm well aware of that song but your words don't fit into the "oh Teddy, Teddy. Teddy, Teddy, Teddy Sheringham" tune. If you were referring to a different bit then you'll have to let me know what part I'm looking for, I'm not watching a 13 minute video of United circle-jerking
You spurs fan will probably remember this one when Arsenal lost to United in the FA cup semi final, to the tune of Volare Vierra, woo, ooh, Vierra woo oooh, You gave Giggsy the ball, and Arsenal won f*ck all Vierra, woo oh, etc
Yid, its from 24 seconds to 28 seconds, same tune but different words. Probably not in the track because of the f word, but the uncensored version was sung many times at the Stretford End. Going slightly off beat, Sherringham was brilliant with my 2 kids at the old Cliff training ground in Salford. It was his turn that day to sign autographs and he was a top bloke.
I think the problem is I read Man Utd as Manchester United, which is why nothing sounded right in my head
The best ones are the clever ones. "He's big, he's fast, his first name should come last, Stern John, Stern John." (Forest fans?) To the tune of Sloop John B by The Beach Boys (like so many) Huddersfield fans sang about striker Lee Novak: "We've got Novak, We've got Novak, Our carpets are filthy, We've got Novak." Bury strlker Lenny John-Lewis got (to the tune of donna e mobile): "His name's a department store, you know he's gonna score." Brilliant.
A few more favourites. When Ferdinand missed his piss test: "His name is Rio and he watches from the stands." Northern Ireland fans: "We love our itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny, baldy-headed, Warren Feeney." The Kop: "He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane." The Kop again: "Don't blame it on the Biscan. Don't blame it on the Hamann, don't blame it on the Finnan, blame it on Traore. He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet." Scotland fans to Italy fans in a WC qualifier: "Deep fry yer pizzas, we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas..." Best Utd chant (to the tune of The Addams family): "He's Scholesy's midfield partner, he's never seen a barber, his grandad bombed Pearl Harbour, He's Shinji Kagawa." Slightly edging out (to the tune of Viva Las Vegas). "Viva Da Silva, Viva Da Silva, when they're on the pitch, we don't know which is which, Viva Da Silva." Chelsea fans to Galatasaray: "You're shish and you know you are." Priceless
One that tickles me - probably because you can hear the cogs turning into the City's fans' brains "One Zabba, two Zabba, three Zabaleta. Four Zabba, five Zabba, six Zabaleta, Seven Zabba, eight Zabba, nine Zabaleta, Heh Macarena!"
Spurs to paul walsh... Paul walsh paul walsh paulie paulie walsh, hes got long hair but we dont care paulie paulie walsh Martin yol matin jol martin martin jol hes got no hair but we dont care martin martin jol....Clive allen had to tell jol that it was an affectionate chant!
"You're ****, and you know your are!" (mainly what Spanners were singing to us, in every game they played against us, last season)
