Scots can swim

Or feed them after midnight.

 

Wait that's Mogwai I'm thinking of. See the my mistake though; short, hairy things that turn into monsters if you get a drink into them.

 

...and they always forget to put vocals on their songs too.

 

Let's clear this up right now. Mogwai or Lanarkshire birds?

 

True, slugs would probably beat him at Jenga

 

I and slugs don't play Jenga .

Slugs because they have no hands.

I because Jenga is for wee fannys, like you.

 

A wee nod to our now Nigel cousins. The wee burd that got bronze in that last race wid git it .