Indecent Proposal

think you mean Aguilera, or has she married Sergio?

 

You're too quick for me...

 

Had a huge Aguilera crush back in the day myself!
She was a knock out back then.

Still would now mind.....

She has had a couple of kids now tho

 

That's what Maradonna's daughter said too!

 

Ba dum tish

 

Gaping flange?

 

mebbe
Wish I knew.

She had a boob job a couple years back after giving birth. But I still would, who am I kidding.

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I'd want an atom smasher.

 

I would like to live my 10 years as a dog.

1. 10 years automatically becomes 40.
2. I can f** any bitches I can catch.
3. I can chase cats legally.
4. My only concern all day is when my food bowl will get filled again.
5. Lying around all day licking my balls is acceptable.
6. I don't need a mobile phone, a laptop or any of that s**t. Running after sticks, frisbees, balls, etc is all the fun I need.
7. Did I mention chasing cats?

The list is endless but I cba thinking atm.

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All the women in the world to choose from and you pick someone off Eastenders

 

If I got what I wished for, I'd be dead within 10 years anyway.

 

Surely it would have to be the ability to make any woman you wanted sleep with you for as long as you wanted and do any nasty **** to her that you wanted. And with each one that you bedded it makes Liverpool even stronger title contenders.

 

Id ask for the complete repertoire of both Russ Abbott and Bob Monkhouse. He thinks he can put me through an eternity of hell? Well we will see who wins that battle

 

You can start with my favourite Monkhouse line:

"When I was young and told everyone I wanted to be a comedian, they all laughed: well they're not laughing now..."

 

Brilliant. Rep!

 

And certainly going to Hell regardless.

 

So what you're saying is Ziggy's already made a deal?