Scots can swim

The only thing worth a **** in these joke games is the Boxing.

 

You Paddy ****s aren't in these games so your opinion is not important.

 

How come the Paddies aren't in it? We own them, don't we?

 

Get him telt, Gas

 

We used to but they're like a old flea bitten mongrel dog, after too many times rolling in the stinking bogs you get pissed off with them and abandon the ****s at the roadside.

 

You may find that there is some Irish participating,Paddy Barnes probably one of the best known but you c**ts drug tested him twice in one day,the persecution continues ...

 

There's one competing for England - I very much doubt Siobbhan Marie O Connor can trace her "English" roots back to the doomsday book...

 

Yeah saw her last night,wid ye or was she too young?

 

I think she's too young. That Amy Wilmott was nice but again i ain't saying yes or know as I don't know her age! they should have their date of birth emblazoned on their kits so you know whether or not it's ok to say.

 

I know the guy that won the gold last night.

#claimtofame

 

In the biblical sense?

 

The sisters than won Judo gold last night are fae North Lanarkshire (Bellshill, I think).

Tells ye all ye need to know aboot wimmin fae North Lanarkshire. Ye don't mess wi them.

 

They're from Coatbridge.

 

Makes sense

 

Having never heard of Kulov I decided to do some indepth research Keyrung.

Do you know what I found out ?

It's a cheap **** vodka, made in Scotland but sold mostly in Ireland.

No doubt as a premium spirit to you ****pigs

 

Is that why their dads called Patrick ?

 

Just because you have multiple dads with the same name (Fido), don't assume every one else does <apostropheposse>

 

Mocking Aldo for his spelling is like making fun of slugs for not being good at chess

 

That's a gross insult to all good slugs everywhere.

 

Or sleep with them (unless you're closely related).