Neville: You are a Total ****

On your advice, I stayed up way past my bed time last night to watch "Gary Tank Commander"!

What a load of pish, no wonder the Tories want to privatise the BBC, commissioning ****e like that.

 

when the **** did a say that was good?

 

I did wonder Nev

One of the boys on the platform showed me a clip of it that was just an effeminate Scottish guy saying "cheesy pasta" over and over again. He was trying to prove to me that it was funny. ****ing load of pish.

Couple that with "Desperate Fishwives" you can see how far comedy at BBC Scotland has fallen. Even the most recent series of Rab C Nesbitt was ****e.

 

You're always bumming it up ya ****

 

av watched half an episode. a didny hate it as much as a was expectin. still pretty gash tho.

now does anyone want to give me 1400 quid?

 

What do I get in return?

 

Set up one of those JustGiving sites that Frank and LR had Nev.

Make up some bullshit about how you're doing a sponsored gamble in aid of the "Neville Bartos Fund For Impoverished Forum Users". Your target is £1400.

 

I was 700 quid up and ended up 1400 down. had ma eye on a new TV

 

SO what do I get in return?

Have you ever felt meat in your dunger?

 

al suck you dick man!!!! a got these cheeseburgers man!!!

 

I haven't seen Menace 2 Society for ****ing ages. Magic film though

 

ma mate was tryin to say boyz in the hood was better. foolish boy

 

Nah Menace 2 Society is miles better. Plus it has a ****ing amazing sound track, can't remember the name of the funk tune at the party but Snoop Dogg sampled it for "Doggy Dog World"

Boyz N The Hood is alright but it's a bit preachy and right-on when you watch it again.

 

dont be a menace to south central while drinkin your juice in the hood

MESSAGE!

 

I watched that film one of the first times I ever got stoned on weed. I was literally crying with laughter, proper stoned laughter too where it just won't stop and everything anyone says is funny.

 

thats the best stone ever. we made hash yogurts and wer so stoned it was insane. we wer slaggin lee wilkie all day about scorin own goals and he scored one live on TV, it was ****in magic. the laughter was painful