For arguments sake everybody on this thread believes in god and the devil etc. So if the pointy tailed guy with the fork appeared and offered you the chance to sell your soul , what would you want in return ? Remember, the devil can call in his debt at any time after 10 years* and you will spend eternity being tortured in hell once he does. *for the sake of the thread. So you have a minimum of 10years of whatever you exchanged for your soul.
Simple and I like it ... would you not want to be the manager/top striker who lead liverpool to those titles ?
would i be working for the firm, well small sacrifice i suppose. i would make it law that you couldn't own a football club unless you was a fan and they was run as non profit organizations, make the league a bit fairer again then as get rid of a lot of ****s.
It's a hard choice but I'd probably go for a double whopper with cheese and bacon and one of chocolate milkshakes.
If want a guarantee that when he takes me soul, I'm treated like a king and can get my pic of the evil women who are already down there.
If I believed in god and the devil and the devil offered me anything I wanted in exchange for my soul I would ask for the perfect life and my soul back in 10 years, no questions asked. Your move devil
Obviously, as people on here are well aware, I don't believe in any of this stuff, but I'll give it a go as the OP stipulated for argument's sake. I'd turn him down without hesitation. Anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't understand the concept of 10 years of bliss (relative) versus an eternity of agony. Well . . . perhaps maybe Everton fans. Sorry Tobes. Four tines is a fork, three tines is a trident. One is for eating and one is for ruling the Seven Seas. You can't argue with Cooperian logic, it's axiomatic.
As much of a football fan as I am, if I could wish for anything, anything at all that I could conceive of, it would not be f**king football related! lol I'd wish to be muslim so I could have multiple wives. Think id marry: Ariana Grande, Rachel Riley Jacqueline Jossa Scarlett Johanssen Natalie Portman and sod it, throw my actual wife in there as well, suppose I could keep her around. Just me in a house with 6 women. And I dont have to work because those women are all millionaires. I think I could create enough good memories in those 10 years so get me through an eternity of torture!
A house with 6 women could well be hell on earth. I can see only one benefit. Many millions of negatives though. Imagine they disagreed. Or 6 women on PMT ( apparently these horrors have it in groups, bitches ). My god, no wonder muslims tend to go gray early.
I would want a guaranteed "get out of hell and advance to heaven at any time I wish" card. Or... for him to give up all his powers to me... so that I could do what I wanted- and send him to hell instead!
Natalie portman christina aguero (before the **** done, ie genie in a bottle(she was gorgeous back then), but she was damn fine in dirty vid) salma hayek Jennifer love hewitt. i dont need 5 lol, be quite happy with them 4.
