Betcha it seems like only yesterday to you though. Not so. Yesterday you were having the ****e wiped of your arse by your poor home help. He's an angel so he is.
Scotch swimmers leading a two bit nation to 5th or 6th on the medals table. Break out the chips and irn bru and stick a tunnock cake up yer kilt for **** sake
There was a time I would have liked to have swimmed in Scotch. That would have been nice. Anyway, I see you're an Abba fan. You enjoy sucking a cock or two yeah?
10 medals in total for Scotland on day 1, 4 of them being gold and putting Scotland 3rd in the medal table. Good day I'd say.
Cheating bastards. As soon as they jumped in, the trainer threw a bar of soap in after them. Fear can bring out superhuman powers in a sweaty. Yacontcha!
The only thing you stick the napper on is the kitchen table or the wife when the Kulov takes its toll.