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Tory Toilet Shame

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Toby, Jun 27, 2011.

  1. Toby

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    UK News: Glastonbury death riddle of senior Tory

    Published Date: 27 June 2011
    Detectives are hoping toxicology results will shed light on the death riddle of a senior Tory at Glastonbury.
    Christopher Shale was discovered slumped in a toilet cubicle yesterday. Prime Minister David Cameron's constituency chairman had been reported as missing at the festival on Saturday.
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    Someone's been up to no good cough*Druggy Tory*cough

    I honestly can't think of a nastier place to end your days...
     
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  2. Jerel Ifil

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    Bet you're gutted.
     
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  3. Toby

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    Yep <ok>
     
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    Drugs is probably the least controversial of the possibilities.

    Sounds like musical cottaging gone wrong.
     
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  5. EDGE

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    Must have been one stinking ****e
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

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    Stephen Milligan is still the best one <ok>
     
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    I'd imagine Toby was regularly gutted by Chris.

    Nonce <ok>
     
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  8. Toby

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    Imagine being off your head there, going for a **** and finding a dead Tory. Would take years to get over it. <yikes>
     
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  9. Toby

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    <laugh> How to die in style.
     
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    **** thread.
     
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    His actions have become pretty commonplace now, but we should always remember him for the groundbeaking, seminal (<whistle>) work he did in dying like a filthy animal.
     
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    It's a disgusting story. It's not the smell from 50 paces. It's not the fact that the toilets stink and are infested by flies. It's not the slipping and sliding about on other folks ****, the used sanitary towels, tampons and nappies. It's not even having to listen to the strains of a female taking a dump in the next station.

    Fact is he's a Tory. Revolting.
     
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    <laugh> stopme what would Maggie think of this behaviour? Oh **** she probably hasn't got a ****ing clue where she is.

    "Dennis, Dennis?"
     
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    Aren't you the guy who thinks Leeds is more of a ****hole than Aberdeen? <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    Yes and I'm right.

    Leeds is ****in' mingin. Englands answer to Glasgow.
     
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  16. Jerel Ifil

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    When was the last time you were there, 1933?
     
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  17. Shameless

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    I take it you have never been to Rotherham?
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    If I had said that I would be getting forum-raped by Edge, Trev etc.
     
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  19. Lightfoot

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    I've been to Rotherham , Leeds and Glasgow.

    Fcukin shyt-holes the lot <ok>
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    Correct.
     
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