Not really to do with transfers but can't be arsed to find the Premier League thread: Andy Carroll ruled out for 4 months.
I heard that his leg was talking to him.... the physio checked it out with his stethoscope and heard his ankle ask to borrow 1oo quid, his knee asked to borrow 250 quid and his thigh bone asked to have 1000 quid..... the physio diagnosed his leg was broke in three places
http://www1.skysports.com/football/...ool-midfielder-joe-allen-ready-for-a-big-year Joe Allen compared to Xavi......