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England Captain

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Flappy Flanagan (JK), Jul 21, 2014.

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Next England Captain

Poll closed Jul 26, 2014.
  1. Hart

    6 vote(s)
    22.2%
  2. Johson

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Cahill

    6 vote(s)
    22.2%
  4. Jagielka

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Baines

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Henderson

    4 vote(s)
    14.8%
  7. Wilshere

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  8. Welbeck

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Sterling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Rooney

    6 vote(s)
    22.2%
  11. Sturridge

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. Lallana

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%
  13. Shaw

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
  14. Milner

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  15. John Terry

    1 vote(s)
    3.7%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    no now don't get rude.. you'd regret it..
     
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  2. Bergkampspilot

    Bergkampspilot Active Member

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    You are officially the king of s**t comebacks!
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    right thats it.. i'm now going to break out my case of curses and immediately apply a large wart on your cock. it'll make it twice its normal size but it'll itch like a biatch.

    of course a little swine hearted scumbag like you wouldn't know humour so before you break out the swear words remember we're all nice guys here and you are the twattish little turdburgler whos come on our board for a giggle <ok>
     
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  4. Bergkampspilot

    Bergkampspilot Active Member

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    Haha!

    a little better but only an E for effort i'm afraid... At least you made me laugh although i'm not sure that was your motive!? :)
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'm glad you found it amusing.

    though e for effort is harsh given your nether regions got so tickled you giggled like a schoolgirl. I would have to say that if you want some abuse we can arrange some real experts to come and lay it on as thick as you are... sorry want.

    in any event one can only surmise the arsenal board is deserted now that all the boys are off on hols with their mum and dads but why were you left behind... are you the arsenal boards macaulay culkin... or is this your equivalent of running away form home?
     
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  6. Bergkampspilot

    Bergkampspilot Active Member

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    What? you have lost me a bit with the last paragraph I'm afraid. As for the expert 'abusers' are these the same guys who would rob pool players houses while they played games!? are you a wannabe pro 'abuser'!? it sounds like you admire them.

    Anyway i'm done with you now. have a good day!
     
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  7. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    thank **** for that, now take your childish bollocks back to your own board <ok>

    ****ing school holidays!
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I am merely pointing out that we've a vast array of colorful characters on not 60 for you to play with... if name calling is your thing.

    if you want to descend to cliques again i'm afraid they might not feed your fetish as you don't seem to have very much original material

    do toddle off back to the creche.
     
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  9. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Rooney.

    For no other reason that hes the only choice. what a **** list of followers and sheep.
     
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  10. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Alistair Cook. Be great if he could score 10 in one game on a regular basis.
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Did someone call me? <whistle>
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    `yes you lazy nasty twat... but the little child has run off... you'd swear he was chased of by rolf harris and jimmy saville <yikes>
     
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  13. Bergkampspilot

    Bergkampspilot Active Member

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    Have you just compared yourself to a Peadophile!?

    Why would you do that?
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    No dummy (who ran off pretending he was done)

    I compared rhc to two... Which is grossly unfair to him but done in jest.

    Rhc can abuse you all you like

    So now I'm done with you so F off ( turnabout is after all fair play)
     
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  15. theimmensemcmahon

    theimmensemcmahon New Member

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    haha Rooney ffs shouldnt be anywhere near the squad never mind captain
     
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  16. Bergkampspilot

    Bergkampspilot Active Member

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    I don't know why you want RHC to fight your battles for you!? are you a little insecure or something? I have no problem with RHC or any other Liverpool fans so i dont know why RHC would want to get into a 'cussing' match as you called it.

    I doubt RHC suffers from the same little man syndrome you do :)
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No, because I've got a massive cock, you stinking arse ****pig <laugh>
     
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  18. Bergkampspilot

    Bergkampspilot Active Member

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    :) good for you RHC. I'll let you sit at the level you set for yourself.

    I always wondered why people hate pool fans instead of just feeling sorry for you guys. Even when you try to offend it's a piss poor effort. :)
     
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  19. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    I met Rolf Harris once and he never abused me. Does this mean I was an ugly child?
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No it means you're a boy!

    Rolf only went after young girls... to my knowledge.
     
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