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Supersize Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Jul 24, 2014.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Meet Amazon Amanda the supersize model who gets paid to SQUASH men

    WITH an imposing 20 stone figure that could quite literally crush a man to death, Amazon Amanda is no ordinary model.

    Boasting a 44DD bust, 63 inch hips and towering 6ft 3ins frame, the 38-year-old is a huge hit with with men who like being sat on, squashed, crushed, wrestled , or simply seen out in pubic with super-sized women.

    She once even refused a request by a terminally ill client to squash him to death.

    After growing too big to be a mainstream model, Las Vegas-based Amanda - real name Amanda Soule - discovered a subculture where she could put her huge natural assets to good use.


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    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/pictures-meet-amazon-amanda-supersize-3895384
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I wouldn't let her crush me, but I would ride her no problem
     
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  3. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Ah wid
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    "WITH an imposing 20 stone figure that could quite literally crush a man to death"

    <laugh>
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's annoying that supposedly professional writers and journos literally don't know what "literally" means or how it should be used.
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Football commentators are the worst. "He literally cut his way through the opposition defence..."

    Erm, no. That would be attempted murder at the very least.
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    *public
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    How much do you reckon it cost them to get a Chuckle Brother to pose in that pic?
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    State o' her legs, man! :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    ****ed over her the other day so aye.
     
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  11. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Very Alan Partidge-esque
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Is that no yer wife?
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    She could though, so I would say they are correct
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Stop acting the tim, ya ****.
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    When life gives you lemons...

    ... ask people with a lemon fetish to pay you money.



    Somewhere on this earth there exists a woman with a fetish for men in their 30s that are slightly overweight and have a slightly balding head.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    Her legs are amazing!
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    The weirest thing is how thin her ankles are. They don't look like they should be able to take her weight. A bit like a horse.

    She's quite flat-chested for a fat bird too. Should have massive hooters by rights.
     
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