how ****ing ironic

ER will like this.

 

Nev is the only Hun no on course for an aneurysm this morning. Magic.

 

Do you mean the racist , Homoohobic , bitter auld bastard ER who posts in here ?

Are you sure ?

 

Eh?

 

My guess is that ER will be on in a couple hours asking "how far can he throw a spear?"

 

I think we would all like to know the answer to that.

 

Ignore him Aldo, Paul is just excited as the blow up doll he's ordered from ebay has been dispatched.

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He'd do a better job of fixing the toilet than you and you've got the cheek to call yourself a plumber.

 

I've got so much tongue in my cheek it looks like I'm blowing a big black bastard willy

 

^^ tad over-protective of blow-up doll ^^

 

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3 Huns beeling. Class.

 

Spotted my ex in the ceremony, one of the dancers

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Spotted you at the top of this page with you Dons hat on.

 

That was especially for you and ER

 

Was oor Kirsten there right enough?

 

Not Kirsten, Lisa

 

^^^^

For ex-girlfriend read "young woman he smuggled in from Somalia to work as a prostitute".

 

I'll pretend I didn't read that.

As for the ceremony itself, it picked up after the Barrowman/Dunbar (no relation to [email protected]) stint I felt. Quite spectacular by the end of it actually.

 

Yes, just usual sour grapes by the usual moaning faced ****s.

Official viewing figures revised up to 2bn which is great!