So This is a topic close to my heart. I was driving into work this morning and had two ford focus drivers in front of me (hogging middle lane i might add) the first one pulled in clearly headed for the next juntion off. That one then trundled along FASTEr than was going to get beside the first focus who then proceeded to wake up slap on the brakes and pull in behind the first focus and also get off at that junction. Bascially a brake test in the middle lane going 70. That was fine. dumbasses survived. The next dumb ass was displaying learner plates. I noticed as i pulled into the middle lane from the outside lane that this little vauxhall was coming on strong in the inside lane and I looked forward and could see a lorry in the inside lane so Basically I thought... hmmm yeah.... so i sped up and ensure he was boxed in and had to get out into the outside lane to overtake propoerly.. and i was btw going the speed limit only. In short i like making under takers pay for their ill gotten gains. So.. what do i see. This dumbass has a santa hat on the head rest of his passenger seat, the passenger window fully down and looked about 20 stone.... in a little vauxhall. With his learner plates up on a motorway.... Another lucky escape, i was then in the inside lane as my junction was two up and I had a ford escort (will tell you how old) station wagon with what looked like zoolander going on in the middle lane going way under the speed limited so while i was directly behind a lorry i got a good luck as the entire middle lane was slowed down by this lot bopping. ................. So what have you seen this morning? any make up application, breakfast eating, steering with knees while reading paper (old school) texting (new school), any lane chopping, tailgating, road rage, mad max wannabes (and no you can't just say i saw some nut with an axe box in santa and threaten him)
MITO beginning to wonder if your posts on this topic have more than a little of "look there's little MITO, he's the only one marching in time" about them!!!
ah ok... thanks. No I'm not perfect. I'll admit playing the boxing game keeps me sane but it's quite annoying to those trapped in my little game. so did you see any insanity this morning?
MITO, one of the good things about being retired is that I'm still pulling the curtains and having my coffee and toast
Plenty: Dickheads. Knobheads. ****wits. ****pigs. ****hounds.....................etc The list is almost endless
On topic. I haven't seen any drivers this morning. As I haven't got out of bed yet. And the way my head is pounding, I'm going back to sleep. x
After she left I felt incredibly sick. I think it was the cigarette that finished me but I haven't recovered and I feel bloody awful.
No I was advised to. But I live a life of bad decisions, but this one is paying off. She can **** off if she thinks Im getting up for a walk though. She can drive me about if she wants and I can just complain about other drivers on here using my phone.
