maybe he had been hiding his transexual habits from poor fiona and she discovered his secret in a sordid lingerie mix-up incident ?
Personally, I don't need much an excuse or reason to romp around naked. The again, I'm hung like a stallion.
I assume he's apologising for being an attention seeking dick, getting himself arrested and embarrassing her on TV/in the papers. Either that or laddering her tights.
watched an episode of columbo at the wkend if i'd been another 2 beers in i'd have been crying like a baby
Do they cry or get all emotional after you've ****ed them? Or do they just not get the hint and not phone themselves a taxi?
Christ if they're not knobbing other men in the the dung funnels they're doing wimpy **** things like this which embarasses the male species. I blame homosexuality for all this ****in' fairy unmanly nonsense. Personally the Police would have been in their rights to shoot the ****er.