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  1. MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN

    MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN Active Member

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    Glasgow hosting the Commonwealth games
    City full of alcoholic bigoted racists. In a country full of chip and haggis scoffing skirt wearing men, who are jealous of the English empire.

    Discuss.
    P.s put your chips down first you scotch ****s
     
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    MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN, Jul 23, 2014
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    MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN Active Member

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    Ranting posts by whisky crazed tubbies will be disregarded
     
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    MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN, Jul 23, 2014
  3. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    very true.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 23, 2014
  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Worse still . Rod Stewart and Subo are staring in the opening ceremony.

    The world will think we are awe mutants ffs.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 23, 2014
  5. Ste D

    Ste D Well-Known Member

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    i heard glasgow is a right oul dump
     
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    Ste D, Jul 23, 2014
  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    it's not that nice.
     
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  7. MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN

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    Shortbread, john barrowman, oil workers. ****ing hilarious - och aye the noo!

    ****e and ****ing twee ****
     
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    Please let them light the flame with a battered Mars bar up the poo pipes of the proclaimers.
     
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    Rod Stewart.......
    Silver spaceman... pleaseee

    You scotchies are either proud or as you say beeling. Wait Susan Boyle has arrived to save the day. Wid ye!
     
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  10. Null

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    How ****in twee...
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I thought it was pretty good.

    Bit of humour, bit of self deprecation, bit of showmanship, slickly put together. How is that bad?

    Nicola Benedetti was particularly good. Ah wid. Especially when she's pullin one of her violin faces. :bandit:
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wid ye fiddle wea her?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 24, 2014
  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The only question I have .

    Why the **** did Martin come back ?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 24, 2014
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Started off ****, Barrowman and Karen Dunbar, ended well when the fiddler was on.

    Togo go onto the enemies list. <steam>
     
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    She's certain to give you the elbow. :)
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    That Amy MacDonald is not bad,ah wid.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 24, 2014
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    I agree - it was all right as far as these things go. I'd imagine it's nigh on impossible to try and introduce a "fun" element into it without people thinking it's a bit corny. They got all the key moments right though I thought.

    Abnd 100% about Nicola Benedetti - on both fronts.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    Agree Dan she has more than one string to her bow.

    please log in to view this image
     
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