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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Hey! If I weren't married... I wouldn't think twice about being a gigolo for a rich woman... Just close your eyes and it should feel about the same... and getting paid for it... why not?
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    and yet......

    being seen with susan boyle....

    no i think not.
     
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  3. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    For Zingy..

    Got invited to a house party by one of the older (30 or so, 3 kids) birds that I know. Thought f** it and went, turns out she had set me up with some 18 year old, anyway, before I know it her tongues down my throat and she's groping my knob. I had hardly spoke to her and she seemed keen so I thought f** it.. Well, from then it went a bit s**t, she was wasted, started crying telling me that I'm a genuine guy and proceeded to tell to go f** another girl because she was about to be sick, spent the rest of the night nursing her.

    Woke up the next morning, got a message from her apologizing etc. and she invited me round hers that night.. Ended up watching a film and having sex and now we're kind of together.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Defo this ^ <ok>
     
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  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    ****, there's me going for a morning stroll. I'm doing it all wrong. Here's to hoping that we stop in at the Pitcher and Piano and the story pretty much ends up like yours.

    P.S She sounds like a potential nut job. Enjoy it for the sex. :bandit:
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Is there any animal you do like?

    I bet if you walked around a zoo you'd be yelling obscenities at all the animals as you walked around.
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Bloody batard unmarried young people!
     
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  8. saintanton

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    Wrong end.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    True romance is alive and well <laugh>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I actually like most animals <ok>
     
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  11. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Yeah that is not relationship material right there. That is textbook hit it and quit it. Any woman who starts drunkenly regailing you with tales of failed relationships and how you're genuine and all her other fellas are c**ts is not for the long term. Think about it... is a girl who'll frottage you/give a handy one random night the sort you want to get involved with. No. Correct answer.
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I. Will split from conventional wisdom here. That just says she's horny and easy.

    It doesn't mean she would make a bad girlfriend.

    Now... whining about the ex is a potential warning sign...
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    So my logic would be if I was in a relationship with her then she has the potential to be drunk, horny and easy with someone else hence I would go for a lady for the long term who doesn't do that, nothing wrong with going with the flow in the meantime though, in a very casual way. Although to give her some credit I don't think he's saying she's already with someone.
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Easy and horny doesn't mean she is unfaithful!

    When I was single- I'd sleep with just about any girl that would spread her legs for me. I was easy and horny. I've never once cheated on any woman I've been with though!
    Easy and horny does not equal unfaithful! If I were single again... I'd probably quite easily transition into being easy and horny again! <ok>

    [I think this is typical of many guys]



    You don't want to end up with someone frigid... at least the easy horny girl you know has the right hormones in her blood.
     
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  15. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Got drunk and so did she. One thing led to another, we met up and boom. Still going for a walk in the morning but with a different outlook. X
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I hope she's still not in bed with you?
     
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  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    hope she's still not in bed with you?

    This does not make any sense. But right now I'm hasing a cigarette on the balcony. (yes I'm a part time smoker)
     
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  18. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    So lets sum this up

    1. alcohol
    2. balcony
    3. girl who may find out Zingy has been giving info to a forum regarding said girl

    what could possibly go wrong!
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    'Do you smoke after sex?'. 'Don't know, never looked'.
     
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  20. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Not usually. They were my housmate's. Horrible things.
     
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