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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jul 23, 2014.

  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    .... goalmouth scrambles?

    I used to love seeing players flailing around smashing the ball against each other with the keeper flapping around on the ground <laugh>
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Or when the pitch is waterlogged, the ball stops and the player continues his run. Damn underground heating, its done away with waterlogged pitches!

    Remember the Baseball Ground, Smug? Now that was a proper pitch <laugh>
     
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    the likely lads
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Just reading the Brian Clough book, 'Nobody ever says thank you', and he's moaning about the pitch.

    On one of the photos, it's so bad you can only see Willie Carlin from the knees up <laugh>
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Leon Trotsky......
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    ....he got an ice pick...
     
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  8. arthur

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    Who told you he had a nice prick?
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    That's disgusting, this is a family forum don't ya know!
     
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  10. arthur

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    Please accept my sincere apologies, hadn't realised Geordies were so sensitive!
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    :laugh:.
     
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    They all fall down trying to con penalties?
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Its all the wrestling at corner kicks that amazes me. And there is always a player who parks himself infront of the keeper. First player I saw doing it was Ashley Young (say no more) for Watford at our place about seven seasons ago. It just isn't cricket!
     
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  14. We was unlucky

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    The reason this never happens any more is that referee's have decided any touch on the keeper is a foul. You can't put the ball in that area any more as the keeper will either come and get it, or try to come and get it and earn a foul when he doesn't.
     
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    I once had a goalmouth scramble when I was walking a bird home from the nightclub and we took a shortcut over a local football ground
     
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  16. Smug in Boots

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    Did you slam one in the onion bag?
     
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    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    yes but I was trying to get round the back to deliver a low ball in
     
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  18. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I expect you're the kind who dribbles a bit before you shoot <ok>
     
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    yes but I wipe my chin regularly
     
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