Suited to: 1. Wrestling (hate it) 2. Boxing (like it) 3. Swimming (I can't swim!) Less suited to: 1. Shooting (just as well - not much fun shooting vegetables - unless it's ER) 2. Lawn bolls (thank ****!) 3. Diving (I still can't swim)
If your idea of fun is squeezing into a pair of canary smugglers and sharing a pool of water down the YMCA with other nearly naked men then that's fine. It's just not for me.
Cycling ffs. I ****ing hate cyclists, and always try to run em off the road. Apparently I'm also suited to throwing things. Actually wouldn't mind trying to hit a few cyclists with a javelin.
You have to be a twat to cycle in London. They all deserve to get hit by buses, no sane person would ever bother doing it.
I dream of seeing Boris on one of his tragic Barclays Bikes. I'll be on him like a bear on a honey jar.
Make sure you boot him under a Crossrail lorry, those ****s are digging the Bond Street station right outside my office
Crossrail are actually doing some work? All I ever see is road closures and hundreds of blokes in high-vis jackets standing about doing **** all.
I spend so much time outside smoking that I've been following it quite closely. They just seem to stand around watching a huge hole being dug up and eating loads of s**tty greasy food.
1. BOXING 2. RUGBY SEVENS 3. squash Less suitable Shooting , lawn bowls , long distance athletics. Edge im calling you out. Me v you @ hampden.
I have the utmost respect for gymnasts. The strength, agility and poise of these women and men is phenomenal.
Totally agree ER - they're amazing to watch. Must admit the womens' is better now as you donlt always feel like a *****.
