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  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Went out for about 20 minutes this morning and came home to find an intruder in the house. Sod managed to get back out through the window but I got a decent photograph of the swine.
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Jul 23, 2014
  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    bartard!

    did he break the window or what?

    I say axe and bury.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing rough place, that Shrewsbury <laugh>

    Seriously, hope there was nothing taken and no damage <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 23, 2014
  4. mighty_stevie_g

    mighty_stevie_g Well-Known Member

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    ****er! Did you leave the window open!?
     
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  5. saintanton

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    Was it Eric?

    Seriously, nasty business that. I take it you've shown the pic to the plod? Is he known to them?
    It's never happened to me, though I did have a motorbike stolen from outside my front door, and I've had a car broken into a couple of times.
    Some right bastards out there.
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You need a Rottweiler!
     
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  7. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    That must have been very surreal for you. Been in a situation when someone was trying to break into the house but to come home to that....
     
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  8. Tobes

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    Was your missus still in....













    bed? <whistle>
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i've found plod knows 99% of burglers and i bet the f'r didn't even wear gloves either... did he?
     
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  10. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    10550102_537889086338449_5529216880603154795_o.jpg

    This is the photo. Look out for him as I suspect he is not local to Shrewsbury. Colourful characters like him get about!
     
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  11. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    i have seen that **** hanging around my gaf, cheers for the warning <ok>
     
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  12. Tobes

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    What were you doing in his house Milk?
     
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  14. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    speaking of butterflies, i was in the garden last night and i had 3 white ones flying around me for about 30 secs, was quite weird, yet was a nice sight to see lol.
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    f'n axe is coming for you garlic... just you wait.
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ooops! Busted!
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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  18. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Wish I'd seen this thread earlier. I had a suspicion it was a piss take after reading the OP but since you posted the picture its fairly bleeding obvious now <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jul 23, 2014
  19. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Three white ones you say hmmm thats a sign of impending fortune

    Or is it impotence



    Its impotence <yikes>
     
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  20. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    This guy also had an intruder...hilarious

    [video=youtube;mEAKsaQOCpQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEAKsaQOCpQ[/video]
     
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