Missing soldier

Two old Jewish men are walking down the street and they see a gang of louts hanging around on the corner.

"Hey Maury, I think we're about to be mugged" says one of the old guys.

"You know what Abe, I think you're right....here's that £10 I owe you"

 

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...well, there you have it.

 

THFC is not going to like this,no siree bob not one bit.

A Jewish boy asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, "ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's a quarter."

And on a finishing note


Did you hear about the new facility Kraft Foods is building in Israel?

It’s called "Cheeses of Nazareth.

 

Not to mention their Ice Cream suppliers...Walls of Jericho.

 

I find it quite funny, certainly not outraged.

 

Yes please, I thought Judaism was a religion. I thought they went hand in hand.

 

Is there anyone then who's a jew and a muslim ?

 

Aye Jesus Christ

 

I know a Jewish Christian

 

Jewish bingo caller ....six and two , sixty two . To you ......fifty nine .

Definition of jewish foreplay ......two hours of begging.

 

How to make a Jewish Omelette.

First borrow two eggs...

 

He only asked a question, nae need to get upset about it.

 

Jew found a wage packet, opened it and started to cry when he found out how much tax was deducted,

 

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You're a dick.

 

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So whit, ye had sex with one Jewish guy.

 

The USA supplied the IRA. Does this mean that somehow the USA has supplied Hamas..? It wouldn't surprise me. America supplied Saddam Hussein with the gas he used to exterminate the Kurds.

Nobody is innocent in any of this.

 

That's because you're a dick