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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., Jul 22, 2014.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~~



    So who are you ?
     
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    Hash., Jul 22, 2014
  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Height of the tourist season and you're not really selling Cork.BTW do you want to buy a pink cowboy hat,I've 60,000 of dem?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 22, 2014
  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    How many walruses did you ever see in a pink cowboy hat ffs.
     
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    Hash., Jul 22, 2014
  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I'm gay and proud of it. I love a big stiffy up my ****er.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 22, 2014
  5. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    What kind of hat does a pink cowboy wear ?
     
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    RobSpur, Jul 22, 2014
  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
    Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
    Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 22, 2014
  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    I am the egg man woo woo
    I am the egg man woo woo
    I am the walrus goo goo go choo
     
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    Hash., Jul 22, 2014
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Classic lyrics from the world's worst ever boy band.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 22, 2014
  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
    If the sun don't come, you get a tan
    From standing in the English rain.
    I am the egg man, they are the egg men.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jul 22, 2014
  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    correct.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 22, 2014

  11. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Just saying....If you do move to Antarctica, you will be very lonely, as all your fellow Walruses live in The Arctic. Just about as far away you can get on this earth. You dopey ****.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Jul 22, 2014
  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <laugh> its a copypasta you ****ing know all ... google it. Theyre meant to be incorrect.


    Theres always one ****y ***** trying to be the brains <doh>
     
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    Hash., Jul 23, 2014
  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I am what I am and what I am needs no excuses.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 23, 2014
  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    From La Cage Aux Folles. Perhaps the gayest of all the Operas.
     
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    Archers Road, Jul 23, 2014
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    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Moses, Jul 23, 2014
  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Shut the **** up Donny
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 23, 2014
  17. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    You're still a **** though and a tic one at that.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Jul 23, 2014
  18. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    When were you when heat legend is kill

    I was at home drinking brain fluid

    When fred ring "heat is die"

    No
     
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    Hash., Jul 23, 2014
  19. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    You`re not even in the Scottish Olympics lol.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Jul 23, 2014

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