You state what we all know is the truth Eddie. It's glaringly obvious to anyone with a modicum of intelligence.
No way on earth could the primitive Egyptians have the technology to build those pyramids and align them with the stars.
I wouldn't pay any creed to those journalists though ER as they were all part of some elaborate double bluff - no way someone with the name Bernstein wasn't involved in some form of shenanigans.
Is the longest-running wind-up in internet history? You've got some perseverance Eddie, I'll give you that.