Aye, cross country running at school. Fucking hated it. Still better than country dancing mind. I got chafed cock fae that once.
No, I got mine during the Arnhem March in the height of a Dutch summer and I was wearing an itchy shirt, it was agony.
I'm looking forward to it just to see what piles of ****e the organisers believe are representative of Glaswegian culture over the last 40 years. Do they ever get that right at these things?
Some fake ships getting built, a sword dance and two birds square going outside a kebab shop would do me
"The formation dancers have now formed two adjacent lines symbolising the dual nature of the Glasgow experience." "One side slowly advances in the traditional Strathclyde style with their colourful hand gestures known colloquially as a 'mon then'." "As is traditional, the dancers facing them have now raised their wine bottles and are charging under the traditional lowland warchant of 'Tongs, ya bass'"
The Toon's ****ing bouncing man! Just got the train in, was ****ing mobbed, George Square is hooching with moistness, ****s slipping on panty puddles in various locations. Buchanan street is awash with welcoming gussets. This has to be the longest spell of decent weather we've ever had, and it's bringing the fud butter up to the boil!
"And the children on the field are forming a message to the world from the young people of Glasgow" *wee guys move about until they form the words 'tweet tweet Posso fleet'*
The Canadian team bus passed me heading north on the A90 just south of Dundee this morning . I couldn't see if there was any totty on it as the windows were tinted . It was a lovely bus though.
Only if you're a senile **** who spends his day being fascinated by wax in your ear like you auld fella .
I see , so everything posted on Not606 has to be "utterly fascinating" then What the **** are you doing on here then ya repetitive, tedious auld **** ?
You have absolutely no points at all. You would have been better off in that pub where the suicide chopper dunked.
Oh ho , nowt repetitive about that post . No siree bob . You just can't help yourself can you daftarse
Saw some Canadians this morning and folk from Kiribatau or whatever it's called (the one with the wee rising sun over the ocean flag). There were "ah wid"s all over the shop
