Musical Instruments - What Can You Play?

I canny.

I only dance when pished and make a right **** of maself.

I do cut loose when am alone in the hoose tho and think am brilliant at dancing

 

I dance around the kitchen when no one's looking. Apart from the neighbours. I don't know what upsets them most: me dancing or the fact I'm naked.

 

Yup quite a groover down the disco in my day.

 

I had a little boogie recently on my holidays,after world cup final in Portugal some Scottish bloke in a Irish bar blasting out 500 miles.Germans,Scandinavians,English rugby team and a few Irish and if I wasn't steaming I would have thought it surreal!

 

My brother used to have a neighbour who liked to undress with her bedroom light on and the curtains open. We used stand in his kitchen in the dark with a beer for the entertainment.

Nobody can tell me she didny know exactly what she was doing.

 

Spoof.

 

I have to admit I was kinda relieved when I got to the bit where it said 'she'.

Edit: Mind you, if I'd read it properly I would have worked out it was a woman from the first sentence.

I've out-mindied Mindy with this one!

 

Heard you play a mean 'Rusty Trombone'

 

I play the Piano

 

There's a cocktail called a Dambuster. Drank it in ma yoof in Corfu. And yes, I did the Dambuster theme with arms out like an aeroplane while running around like an eejit. Good times.

 

The Music Man: "I am the music man, I come from down the way, and I can play!"
Audience: "What can you play?"

Piano:
The Music Man: "I play the piano!"
Sing "Pia-pia-pia-no, pia-no, pia-no; pia-pia-pia-no, pia-pia-no" to the tune.
Actions - act out playing chords on a piano

Trombone:
The Music Man: "I play the trombone!"
Sing "oomp-pa-oomp-pa-ooomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-paaa; oomp-pa-oomp-pa-oomp-pa-paaaa, oomp-pa-oomp-pa-pa" to the tune.
Actions - mime playing trombone.
Follow with pia-no lines again then chorus
Bagpipes:

The Music Man: "I play the bagpipes!"
Sing "Scotland the Brave"
Actions - mime playing bagpipes.
Follow with pia-no, oomp-pa etc.
Call and response section:

The Music Man: "Whoawhooaa!"
Audience: "Whoawhooaa!"
The Music Man: "Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah"
Audience: "Yeeaah-yeah-yeah-yeah"
The Music Man: "Oggy oggy oggy!"
Audience: "Oi oi oi!"
The Music Man: "Oggy oggy oggy!"
Audience: "Oi oi oi!"
Football section:

The Music Man: "I am the music man, I come from down far away and I can play".
Audience: "What can you play?"
Match of the Day, (followed by a scarf waving section to the music of BBC's Match of the Day music)
Dambusters:

The Music Man: "I play The Dam Busters!"
Sing the theme to The Dam Busters with arms outstretched, like bomber aircraft.

 

As a member of the Royal Institute of Civil Engineers it's not one of our favorite tunes

 

We had "I can play the ****house door" "Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang"

 

Ulster champion on flute and all-ireland runner up on whistle and accompaniment with guitar. Can muck about a bit with banjo and bouzouki.

Play range of guitar tunings for different purposes. Open D (DADGAD )for backing trad music, open G (DGDGBD) for more of the folk stuff, few things on open E and drop C. But love playing blues on drop D and standard tuned guitar.

Building my own Fender Strat at the moment, not going well

 

Drop D tuning for Blues Jacky? I've tried it on the bass but it's a bit heavy for Blues and Classic Rock I thought...well my band did.

 

Just allows you to be a bit more melodic when playing in major, you can throw in a bit of country/bluegrass playing a la Tony Rice if you're feeling brave. For the rest in your pentatonic minor you can easily thumb mute the D as most blues chords allow a thumb wrap round anyway. When playing minor scale its not a huge effort to transpose any playing done on the D string up two frets to compensate

 

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...in other words, yer a stereotypical ****in paddy.