"Alien" on on the telly the noo...

...hard to believe it was made in 1979.

It's one of those movies that just doesn't age. Ahead of it's time in terms of film making. A true ****in masterpiece.

 

bellend

 

Excellent insight. The head of the monster is indeed phallic, yet vaginal, at the same time.

 

great film indeed.

 

Well this is a ****ing letdown.

There's me thinking you'd turned on the old telly box and watched an Alien telling us to stay in our homes and await further instructions, earthlings.

 

Sigorney = Ah wid

 

Me too,as a teenager this was a nice fantasty

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Even now it isn't bad, in fact on that note, I'm going to have a ****. Back in a couple of minutes.

 

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4 minutes ? you`ll need to get in training to get that time down

 

If truth be told, I was half way through posting after just over a minute and my ****ing phone battery died!

 

Great film, the Sequel was better though.

 

Was it ****!!

 

Got to agree with ER here. Aliens was ****e. Typical James Cameron ****e. And the dialogue? Holy ****ing kiss my ass motherfucking 80s man.

 

Correct.

 

For action and entertainment it was alright. Not a patch on the original. Hivny seen "Aliens" in a while but I wouldn't be surprised if it hasn't aged as well as the original.

Pity Ridley Scott ****ed it all up with "Prometheus". What a ****in turkey that movie is.

 

I liked Prometheus. There, I said it.

Alien: Resurrection has to be the worst of the lot though (if you don't include that Alien v Predator ****e).

 

It was pretty poor but it was still better than the one with Winona Ryder in it.

She didnae even get pumped in it.

 

I think I erased Alien Resurrection from my memory

 

One good scene - the one with all the aborted half-aliens in it.

Other than that, it was the biggest bag of hoach I've ever seen.