I was minding my own business walking through the village dog fair when some towny idiot with an aggressive dog barking non stop tried to ruin everything. The dog was clearly out of control and when i confronted him the idiot started taking the piss. Some people have no respect and think they own the place, so i sent him along with a flea in his ear...
I am of the opinion all cats, dogs and religious people should be shipped out of this country and dumped on some island far away so they can happily get on with there lives away from me.
How can living in Blakeney make me a towny you ****ing bellend. Honestly just because you live in a ****hole.
Amen to that ! ****in tossers ! Spend thousands on a purpose made cycle lane between Sprowston & Spixworth & the ****ers still bike on the road causing all sorts of near misses !
There is a cycle lane down a stretch of road near me. You have people cycling on the road holding up traffic all the way, as soon as they hit the jam at the end near the lights, off they scuttle and cycle on the (what is now) footpath only. Total ****ers.
There is nothing quite like 'British tolerance'! No wonder posters go mad on here about mere football!
Cyclists regularly behave like this but still don't understand why they are hazardous and nobody likes them.
Have you seen some of the axe wounds in Northampton on bikes? They go on the pavement even in area's with designated cycle lanes. If it's not some gimp with a 10 grand bike decked out in full Tour De France gear, one of the local chav's, teachers or Eastern Europeans coming back work, in fairness the only one's who tend to observe the traffic laws are the hipster types with one gear bikes.