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the working mans golf

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., Jun 26, 2011.

  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    yes people i speak of pitch and putt. any of ye benders play it ? i had a great couple of rounds today, 2 clubs,4 balls, 10 cans for a tenner, bag of ice (which finally turned to bag of piss), half ounce of morrocan black and tally ho mother ****ers. anyway i finished up well over par but drunk, stoned and happy.

    share your pitch and putt stories its the new snooker <ok>
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    When we were wee, mum n dad used to take us down the coast for days away. I remember a specific one in Girvan <laugh> and there was a pitch and putt course directly across the road from the place we stayed in. The hole markers resembled giant match sticks. I have a sister who hates matches (it's not her only problem <laugh>) and she wouldn't touch the markers because of it.

    A waste of a walk, like golf imo.
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    hence the cans and smoke <doh> you couldnt go doin it sober .......... p.s. what age is your sister ;-)
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    86. She's seen the pics you sent me, in fact, she watched you swinging your willy in a circle that time you did it on cam for me.

    <laugh>
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <yikes> was she moist or was it just her loose bladder again
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    I caught her sitting on the spin dryer shortly after it. Dirty old boot.
     
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  8. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    well daw .. but you should see when mick/tina does the buffalo bill impersonation with the tissue stuffed bra ..........rawr
     
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