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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Jun 26, 2011.

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  1. Sweats

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    I did accidentally sleep with her a couple of times.. But no just a mate.. Ish..
     
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  2. Null

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    your burd should be worried...

    you've not cooked for her but you cooked a nice meal for a burd you've slipped a length to...
     
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  3. jenthesaint1990

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    yeah better not let him cook for me. he might "accidentally" sleep with me...is that a euphemism for rape? :bandit:
     
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  4. Null

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    it sounds a bit rapey

    Sorry, officer ... it was an accident
     
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  5. Sweats

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    Was a long time ago.. An I was drunk.. She's kinky she would enjoy rape..
     
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    Sweats, Jun 26, 2011
  6. Null

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Null, Jun 26, 2011
  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    You've got this all wrong Sweats. You don't buy a dog then bark yourself. Similarly you don't get a bird then do all the cooking yourself.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 26, 2011
  8. jenthesaint1990

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    guys who cook are sexy <ok> FACT

    Edit: i must add, gordon ramsay is an exception to this rule
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jun 26, 2011
  9. The Raging Oxter

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    Predictive text again?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jun 26, 2011
  10. Hash.

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    i cook crack cocaine in the kitchen and get ugly naked bitches to bag it in the sittin room <ok> only on tuesdays though
     
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  11. jenthesaint1990

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    see this is the reason why you are more attractive than 99% of males on this board <ok> i knew it
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jun 26, 2011
  12. Hash.

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    i should hope you did seen as your me <laugh>
     
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    Hash., Jun 26, 2011
  13. Sweats

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    I've never met a bird that can cook..
     
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    Sweats, Jun 26, 2011
  14. Chief

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    No?


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  15. jenthesaint1990

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    are we talking basic cooking here, or the sort of stuff you seem to be able to do?
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jun 26, 2011
  16. jenthesaint1990

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    oh **** yeah, forgot for a second :bandit:
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jun 26, 2011
  17. Sweats

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    Well even basic cooking... A couple of ex tried making bolognese an lasagne or chicken tonight type ****e using jars of sauce .. One of my ex was a fitness freak an lived on toast she had no clue.. One ex who essentially ate takeaways at least 3-4 times a week.. An my recent ex all she could cook was fajitas..
     
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  18. Hash.

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    theres a recurring theme here hmmm ... you have a lot of exes <ingrownmicky>
     
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  19. jenthesaint1990

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    sounds like your just going for women with weird eating disorders <ok> just toast? wtf
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jun 26, 2011
  20. Chief

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    Mine cooks all the time, I can't get near the kitchen. Even though I am the vastly superior cook of course.
     
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