Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

See if you can sneak a pic of Denise for us- so we can judge for ourselves if it's just a bad facebook photo!
Give us a rating out of 10.

- Tell us if "Zingy Would".


... wouldn't it be funny if you bumped into RHC or his girls there... and not even know it. Although, RHC would probably realise it is you when you start humping all the furniture.

 

If you do, let me know and I'll bring the girls to meet you

 

something tells me zingy will get his arse kicked (or spanked)

 

1. I don't know how to post pictures.

2. Depends how pissed/stoned I am.

3. Of course.

4. See above.

 

Emily was behind the bar last night. Absolutely ****ing boss body. Face OK. Nice hair. Thick as pigshit

 

1. brown bag her then

2. nice hair.. .this confirms suspicions. swings 'ther way no question.

 

Are you in there every night mate?

 

you looking for a drinking partner

i used to be like that with my local, finish work and straight across the road to pub, why lunchtimes is a ****ing nightmare as pub opposite work and straight back after wards as you have the taste for it lol, esp if you have no responsibilities.

 

I normally go in for a few when I get back from work, but I'm generally home for 8.30 pm. At weekends, I go in early doors (c.11.15 am) and stay until about 2.00 pm. I'll then usually meet one or more of the girls, unless I'm seeing them on the Sunday. I'll go back in at around 6.00 pm and again stay until about 8.30 pm. It's too ****ing noisy with the disco in there.

waist size is 34", inside leg 31"

Anything else you'd like to know?

PS Early doors is good as you are allowed to smoke in there until the official opening time of 12.00 noon

 

Yes would have sufficed mate

 

Yes. Does it have a good pool table and a decent dartboard?

 

1. Pool table is OK, but the space is a little confined, to say the least. Make some shots very difficult.

2. Dart board is fine, but again, due to space, it's darts OR pool, not both at the same time. Pool table is 50p a go

 

I wanted you to be fully informed

 

I bet that's caused a fair few kick offs over the years....

 

hmmmm "reasonable" but thats not really great.

do you have a darts team or no?

 

There have been a few minor skirmishes over pool OR darts, but to my knowledge, never an altercation based on darts Vs pool.

 

Not sure what you're referring to there.

No darts or pool teams these days. Two dominoes teams.

 

He was talking to Ziggy

 

What colour cloth is the pool table?

 

Decent price for a game of pool. My local is 50p as well, but they have free pool on certain days, and I usually go in then.

My local also has issues with the dartboard's oche being right where the balls come out of the pool table. So we have the same issues with pool and darts at the same time. Not seen any issues though. Most people let you throw / pot before they throw / pot. However that does make games of both last longer.