If youre here due to the daily mirror

Make yourself known and post your pics of people you'd like to have surprise relations with.

Lets face it you pervs the only reason you are here is to see some pics. Its quid pro quo guise. You first.

If you are the regulator I apologise and am willing to recieve your emails.

@mail me [email protected]

 

I never saw the rape gallery

 

...unless I posted on it, in which case I retract my last statement.

 

Have pity Daily Mirror readers. Having a Phantom of the Opera face severely hinders my progress with the opposite sex and as such have to resort to more "forceful" endeavours.

 

you should post your fancy dress pic again ... youll be a hero in the daily mail.

 

You should have mentioned Piper Alpha. That would really have got ye the sympathy vote

 

There will be a vigil at Cowcaddens Underpass, Glasgow. All welcome.

 

Oh goody maybe I'll get a chance to finally pork gambol

 

I don't have a copy of that pic. The only place it exists now is somewhere on a thread or two on here.

 

Conscientiously.

Best to clarify these things now.

 

Tell a lie, I have a copy of the one where Nev put my face on Osama.

 

At last, my love has come along, my lonely nights are over...

 

Well, seeing as the Daily Mirror attacked us it's only right we strike back Israeli stylee

 

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Hmm this thread is great success

Unless of course the dirty guests have signed up

 

My name has been posted liberally all over the forum, plus my photies too. Added to the fact that i'm an ex bent copper and notorious Paddy killer it looks like my door will be getting a chap anytime soon.

 

It's okay, they don't know you live in Garelochead

 

Well they do now ya ****in snitch

 

Don't tell them yer name, Russ.

 

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Mine too but I did it willingly.