Good Deeds

I've just rescued a baby pigeon from being mauled by one of my neighbours cats. It's now being looked after by one of my neighbours until it's ok to fly.

This is the second time in a few months this has happened - the last one, I phoned the SSPCA and they came out, lifted the bird and broke it's neck.

I know there's no point asking Dan, coz he's got too many tales about buggering animals rather than rescuing them, but what about the rest of you?

Have you done anything recently that made you feel proud?

 

I prayed for you all.

 

Stopped my wee lad killing a big spider (why are they getting bigger) and put it out to the front garden.

 

Saturday :got a wee old woman into a taxi when she fell in street, paid for taxi n phoned her son to meet at her house...

 

I would be proud of my fundraising over the last few years but, as you know, that was really just a front to be able to justify all those hours roaming the countryside for more nefarious purposes.

 

I put the spider out into the garden btw not the North Belfast News Wielding Ciaran Og.

 

I bet you let it go in front of an orange walk

 

I threw a slug in the bin.

 

He wasn't so lucky Tina - a loyalist saw him consorting with the other side so threw him on the fire.

 

I patted a retriever today.

It made me think of what is important in life.

 

No Orange feet on my street Princess.

 

I used to own a Labrador called Carpenter. When I booted him in the arse he made a bolt for the door.

 

Usain that, really?

 

I kill every bit of animal life I can except for my cats, which Ive trained to kill anything I miss.

 

I drop kicked a cat over a security gate. It made a pleasing noise as it went.

 

There is a field ootside fuddy's hoose with horses in it.

One time when havin a smoke ootside I noticed a lame horse and called the local butcher. Dammit if it wisny the RSPCA who turned up. Clearly they ****s get first dibs on the meat.

 

^^^^^^ shafted a lame horse.

 

^^^^ lame horse