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Southampton offer Jay Rodriguez new five-year deal

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by - Doing The Lambert Walk, Jul 15, 2014.

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  1. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Dolphin trainer....
     
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    Le Tissier's Laces, Jul 15, 2014
  2. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    nice.
     
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    fatletiss, Jul 15, 2014
  3. Osvaldorama

    Osvaldorama Well-Known Member

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    I convinced a group of girls that I was an underwater fireman once
     
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    Osvaldorama, Jul 15, 2014
  4. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Bouncy castle repairman is the best answer
     
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    Saintmagic, Jul 15, 2014
  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nah the best one is telling a girl you're a fundraiser, always goes down well :)
     
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    Libby, Jul 15, 2014
  6. letissier86

    letissier86 Well-Known Member

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    The setting doesn't make that much of a difference! Even if he opened the conversation that way, it doesn't necessarily mean he's getting carried away with it all. He's just playing his cards knowing that has a good chance of getting him a girl.
     
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    letissier86, Jul 15, 2014

  7. ImpSaint

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    I really am a tropical shrimp breeder :) Married though so don't know how it would sound to a potential one-nighter.
     
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    ImpSaint, Jul 15, 2014
  8. saintlyhero

    saintlyhero Well-Known Member

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    I've never met a faithful tropical shrimp breeder
     
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    saintlyhero, Jul 15, 2014
  9. ImpSaint

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    Have you met an unfaithful one?
     
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    ImpSaint, Jul 15, 2014
  10. Clem Fandango

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    Surely you just say you're a producer? No one will know what you mean and won't ask any questions, but it still suggests you're succesful in the music biz.
     
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    Clem Fandango, Jul 16, 2014
  11. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    I used to say I was a baby maker.......Used to get a laugh and never a problem......eventually I made 6....!!!!!
     
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    Beddy, Jul 16, 2014
  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I once convinced a girl in a pub that I was an apprentice astronaut. She did look a bit doubtful when I said I couldn't have any more to drink as I had to fly to the moon the next morning.
     
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    Archers Road, Jul 16, 2014
  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    tommy forecast used to go around town trying to get girls by saying he played for saints. how many apps did he have, anybody?
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jul 16, 2014
  14. Joe!

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    Did he try it out on you?
     
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    Joe!, Jul 16, 2014
  15. Saintjoey

    Saintjoey Well-Known Member

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    He's certainly a keeper
     
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    Saintjoey, Jul 16, 2014
  16. ChrisMarsdenFootballGenius

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    He says he his, at least.
     
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    ChrisMarsdenFootballGenius, Jul 16, 2014
  17. fatletiss

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    Any indication on whether Jayrod has been practising his signature yet?
     
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    fatletiss, Jul 16, 2014
  18. ImpSaint

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    155.......his salary was wasted in the apple store.
     
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  19. fatletiss

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    fatletiss, Jul 22, 2014
  20. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    no, thank the lord for small mercies.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jul 22, 2014
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