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What is your best drunken story?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Jun 26, 2011.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The English cannot drink.
     
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  2. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    And you are turning into toby
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I know EDGE.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    How's the GILF Huth? How does she feel about the rise in the pension age?
     
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  5. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    whats this? huth is ****ing a granny?
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    In her 60s apparantly. 20 years older than him. From the horses mouth.
     
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  7. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    errr lucky him?!
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Well, we know Huth's 45 so it's easy to do the math.
     
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  9. jenthesaint1990

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    how do we know that?
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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  11. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    But everyone talks bollocks on here, im 25 & a tranny, so if you are interested PM me

    XXXX Love Huth
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    When I was a youngster I'd have drunk most Irish under the table no problem.

    As for best drunken story, it would be one of 2 from Malia 10 years ago, both on the same night. Firstly I set my own hand on fire without realising, secondly I escaped from the police through a sewage tunnel. Or the time in Kavos the year before when I drank too such absinthe and hallucinated that I was being pursued by the agents from the Matrix, which led to me doing my ankle ligaments. I was a bit of a drunken tit to be fair.
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    They do say that the fatter you are, the more you have to drink to get drunk.

    Fancy a barrel of beer?
     
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  14. BH1972RFC

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    <laugh> Kelly's. Is it still going strong?

    Remember some cracking times in there. A few of us went up to watch Sander Kleinenberg around 1997 and it got very messy. Woke up in some random burds's house and the first thing I did was look outside to check the colour of the kerbstones to make sure I was in "friendly" territory <laugh>
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Are you not the same guye said he ran about with Nairac in the 70s? That was one long tour.
     
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  16. BH1972RFC

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    <laugh> Bobby Nairac?

    FFS, even I'm not that old. Try Dev, he would've been in province around that time <laugh>
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    You trying to get me into bed again?
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

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    its obvious, first asking for naked photies and now plying you with drink <ok>
     
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  19. Ciaran

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    Thought Dev was a ex copper :police:
     
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  20. BH1972RFC

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    He is...but ex something else too ;-)
     
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