A suitable time for some drunk stories. What is the biggest mess you have got yourself into on the demon drink? A fella I know had a 1 night stand with a girl, got her up the duff and ended up with twins. I think that rates pretty highly in the "Ohhhh ****!" department!
That really is the hangover from hell. When I was 18 we went to Kellys in Portrush and I came round a couple of days later smoking Heroin in the Liberties in Dublin. I knew nobody there and I still have no notion how I got there. H is better than sex by the way. Everything in moderation
My mate was up at Kelly's and woke up in some house in the Bogside. He was wiped off his face and couldn't remember a thing. He said that when he went into the hall and saw a framed picture of Pope John Paul he shat himself. He had no idea where he was and walked out of the house and down the street. Had to stop some ol lady and ask her where the hell he was. Same fell as a bit of a looney. Once woke up in a locked shed. he was dandering home and slipped round someones back garden to get some shelter from the rain. Saw an unlocked shed so went un and fell asleep. The houseowners must have heard him and locked the shed. He booted the door open before they could come down the next morning.
A mate of mine got a taxi home from a local nightclub drunk once. Being inebriated and the taxi driver being his usual unscrupulous self he ripped him off for the fare. Despite my mates protests the fare had to stand. a few weeks later my mate came out of the same night club and spotted the rip off twat about 4 down in the queue at the taxi rank. He said to us watch this I'm going to teach that **** a lesson. He went up to the front of the queue and said to the taxi driver " can you give me a lift home I have no money but I will let you give me a blow job" The taxi driver duly told him to **** off! He repeated this until he got to our man 4th in the queue. He got in and said take me home and I'll pay the fare. As he drove past the 3 astonished parked drivers he stuck his thumbs up at them. Pisser! I wonder how the driver was accepted at the rank after that?
I aint got a ****ing clue, WHY YOU ASK? Because i was ****ING DRUNK, & could not remember. If you can remember then you were not ****ING DRUNK
I got drunk once and it was really, really funny. I went to bed and fell asleep and didn't wake up till 10.30 the next morning. Those were the days!
it involved poitÃn, guards, a lost ounce of hash, sleeping in a green , and sleeping for 3 days its all a blur
I laughed my balls off at that untill Trev filled us in. I hope you copied and pasted that. Huth, shut up. Your porking a 65 year old that's why you drink to forget.
Drunk does mean memory loss. I usually recall each night out on the lash, that does not mean I have never been drunk.
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Drunk does mean memory loss. I usually recall each night out on the lash, that does not mean I have never been drunk.
Then you are as ****ing gay, as all the other ****ers on here whom proclaim too be drunk, but remember. How about waking up the next morning still pissed as **** in a police cell, the coppers have tried too interview you during the night, but you were that ****ing wrecked, they said **** it, let him sleep it off, now that is ****ing drunk
